I Played the Demo!

   Like every other loser who didn't get a a key for the early demo release, I downloaded and played Mass Effect 3 on Tuesday. Garrus was my Valentine. Anyway, I have a few things to say about this demo. First of all: it is amazing. The new interface menus are beautiful. I had a heart attack when I pressed the start button. Plus, the main menu is blue, blue wins. Now, let's talk about the part in the demo when you are helping save a fertile Krogan. I would like to ask why, when you are fighting that heavy mech/Gundam thing, there are three little infantrymen? BECAUSE THAT FUCKING SUCKS. I was almost beating the mech-Gundam when I notice my health is really depleting. I know for a fact that the robot isn't doing it . . . and I turn around and there are three fucking Cerberus goons with guns shooting at my back. Obviously I died because the mech had me cornered in front of those men. The worst part of it all was that my teammates were not shooting at them . . . they were just standing around – especially Liara. That dumbass just stood around getting shot in the face. I would have given her a little credit if maybe she was under cover, but she wasn't. She is just stupid. I hate her. She should be driving the ship, not my Krogan. I actually got really pissed and rage quit at this point, so I haven't finished the demo. Hopefully I can this weekend.

    Alright, so after I have complained about the game I need to say something about it. The Reapers have just destroyed everything. We are now running around saving females of a dying race. All races are dying and we are saving females from a race that was previously dying. Why are we not trying to save all races? There are Reaper ships everywhere, and my lot are doing side quests. Am I the only one who sees the danger in this?

    Also: WHERE IN THE HELL IS JOKER?? I don't want anyone else flying my ship. We better be getting his glass ass back.

    I can't wait until I buy this. Oh man.